It’s hilarious because it’s ALL TRUE! I was a professional makeup artist for nearly 15 years. Ladies, I worked for MAC. They love dramatic looks! I’m also a bit of a goth. If **I** think a makeup look is too much, it’s too much! Read on about the 10 commandments of getting a naturally beautiful contour and highlight, and get a few laughs along the way! It’s all in good fun, folks. Thanks for making us laugh, Glossible!